Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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