i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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