they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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