yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
be right there i have to get my cape
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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