im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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