She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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