When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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