But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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