He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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