Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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