): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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