Four minutes until I can fart!
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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