hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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