I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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