we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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