yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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