ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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