Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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