I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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