you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i jhust puked up my retainher.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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