So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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