I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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