So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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