its not stalking. its research.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
he fucked my hip out of place.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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