it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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