just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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