Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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