last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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