didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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