Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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