I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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