Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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