i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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