i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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