You just made me feel so damn special
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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