shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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