Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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