do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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