oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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