If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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