Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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