We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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