Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
