you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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