we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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