he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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