I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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