she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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