I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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