i may or may not be watching the land before time
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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