worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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