last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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